I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.
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Dora J. Arod
It's easy to look back and see it, and it's easy to give the advice. But the sad fact is, most people don't look beneath the surface until it's too late.
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Wendelin Van Draanen
If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.
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Toba Beta
Everyday it gets easier to connect with an electronic device that it is to connect with real people.
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Pablo
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
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Ashleigh Brilliant
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